Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Boys vs. Girls

Today, my son asked me if I have a penis.  The conversation went as follows:

Joey - Mommy, do you have a penis?

Me - No, baby.  I'm a girl. 

Joey - Oh.

Me - Do you know what girls have since they don't have a penis? 

Joey - (Pauses)  A brain?

Oh, my son.  How wise you are.

Joey - 2
Beth - 1 (I survived a body-parts conversation)