Today, my son asked me if I have a penis. The conversation went as follows:
Joey - Mommy, do you have a penis?
Me - No, baby. I'm a girl.
Joey - Oh.
Me - Do you know what girls have since they don't have a penis?
Joey - (Pauses) A brain?
Oh, my son. How wise you are.
Joey - 2
Beth - 1 (I survived a body-parts conversation)