Dear Impatient Lifetime Fitness Customer:
I would like to let you know that the reason I did not immediately back out of the parking spot for which you were waiting was because my son had not yet strapped himself in.
I recognize that this was an inconvenience for you, but I felt it necessary for my son to be safe before I began driving.
You honked at me several times and I subsequently gave you the finger. I'm sure you understand. Particularly because there was an open spot next to me.
I suppose you were against walking an extra two feet.
I sincerely hope you tripped on the treadmill and made a fool of yourself in front of a hot babe.
Beth - 1
Impatient Bastard Who Honked At Me - 0