Being an old, married woman with two children, I don't often hit the bar scene anymore. Last night, I had the opportunity to go out with two girlfriends to a bar in Arlington. Usually, I do not frequent anywhere that isn't within a ten minute radius of my house, so this was quite an adventure for me. I made several observations that I thought I might share with you.
1. I'm really glad I'm married, because there are a lot of super hot girls out there and I know I wouldn't stand a chance in hell of finding a decent guy anymore.
|Wow! What an awesome can!|
3. It is now acceptable to wear anything that allows everyone to see your bra. Not the strap. The entire freaking bra. Might as well walk around in a bikini, which oddly seems more appropriate.
4. Stools and chairs at an outdoor bar are a hot commodity. One fine fellow even saved one for the entire three hours we were there, insisting that someone was using it. It stayed empty the entire time, and I called him lots of names in my head because I had to stand while the stool stayed open. Maybe he was hoping he would get lucky and find a girl to sit there, but I can tell you he didn't have a shot in hell of that happening.
5. The bartender actually gave me a hard time about getting a water, informing me that it was 9:30 and it was too early to start drinking water. Um, really? Does that seem weird to anyone else? Shouldn't they support sober driving?
In any case, that was enough to last me at least another year. Crazy bar people.
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