Skating Rinks Are Dangerous, Evil Places
They look fun. Loud, boisterous people skating around and around in a circle to upbeat music that old people would complain about. Children laughing, couples holding hands, tacky strobe lights and disco balls casting purple lights on the walls. But underneath lurks an evil place which lures people into a false sense of security. People think they are really good at roller skating, and become over-confident. They attempt tricky moves which they cannot execute properly. And the skating rink will not let someone like this emerge unscathed.
|Die, Roller Skates! Die!|
Eight months ago, I fell while showing off my amazing skating moves and ended up having knee surgery as a result.
Friday, Jillian fell and broke her toe while skating in the exact same rink. She'll be on crutches for a while.
Damn you, Skate and Fun Zone. You've fooled us twice.
Beth - 0
Jillian - 0
Skate and Fun Zone - 1